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by Sam

There once was a girl named Mabel
who lived in a stinky horse stable.
With the moon she often fought,
and all the animals thought
that it seemed like she might be unstable.

Just Checking

by Sam

If yesterday you ate a sock
Would you eat a foot today?
And if tomorrow you fight a hawk
Would your elbows start to sway?
Would you engage in French swordplay?
Would you start to drift away?
Would you jam out to sweet raggae?
Would you slap that hot DJ?
Would you engage in rough horseplay?
Would you loom in my doorway?
Would you listlessly obey?
Would you wear a smart toupee?
Would you remain a sad cliche?
Would you hate all this clever wordplay?


by Mike

For those of you who are pressed for time
I offer up this simple rhyme
To those who are driven to work like a dog
And feel guilty for times passed as bumps on a log
Don’t be sorry or sad for the occasional day
When you watched the time fly and go fritter away
And although it’s been said “You’ll sleep when you’re dead,”
If you’re lying in bed, don’t fret with your head
Enjoy the slow pace and the break from the race
And let go of the pitter and patter and pace
So here’s to the moments when a person can say
“I’m quite content with my covers and right here I will stay!”